Showing posts with label funny-news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny-news. Show all posts

Monday, April 18, 2011

The Social Poets: Funny Tax Season: Cartoons and Late Nite Jokes


The Social Poets: Funny Tax Season: Cartoons and Late Nite Jokes: "General Electric did not pay any taxes at all last year. Of course that’s because G.E. reported its sale of NBC as a charitable donation. – Conan O'Brien

President Obama wants to raise taxes on the country's richest people. And you thought Donald Trump hated him before. – Jay Leno

Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt. – Jay Leno

In the wake of record losses, the U.S. Postal Service announced it is cutting 7,500 jobs. But a spokesman for the post office said those positions could be restored if this whole email thing turns out to be nothing but a fad. – Jay Leno"

Sunday, April 17, 2011

The Social Poets: The Ridiculous: Funny Donald Trump Cartoons, Late Nite Jokes


The Social Poets: The Ridiculous: Funny Donald Trump Cartoons, Late Nite Jokes: "OK, with a show of hands, who really thinks Trump is serious about running for President? Yeah, I agree with you. He's a complete clown no one would take seriously - except for the Republicans. Can you believe Trump last week's poll says he is  tied for first place for the GOP nomination? Just goes to show acting strange and exaggerated appeals to Republican voters who lost their minds long ago when they signed up on the Karl Rove-Bush's Brain Express.

The Donald Trump Exaggeration: his reality TV shows, the beauty queens, the weird hair and his gold-plated billionaire real estate empire."

Robert Ariail

Sunday, April 10, 2011

The Social Poets: Funny Videos: Jon Stewart Mocks Glenn Beck FOX News Departure

Glenn Beck by Gage SkidmoreGlenn Beck - Image via Wikipedia

The Social Poets: Funny Videos: Jon Stewart Mocks Glenn Beck FOX News Departure: "Did any of us think the long rambling weird reign of foul-mouthed Glenn Beck would ever stop? Well, even FOX News has had enough and told him last week his show was canceled. He will depart the end of the year when his contract ends. Well, it never was real news, just imagined news.

For months comics have lampooned Beck's messianic Hitler style attitude and declarations. Well, even Beck's fans began to evaporate. Turns out in January his fan base began dwindling. Originally, at the height of his nightly viewership was clocked at about three million."

Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Social Poets: Libya War: Funny Late Nite Jokes Roundup

Stephen Colbert arrives at Al Faw Palace at Ca...Image by DVIDSHUB via Flickr

The Social Poets: Libya War: Funny Late Nite Jokes Roundup: "Check out what the comedians lampoon about The Peace President, Obama, going into Libya. Boy, I tell ya, a guy tries to help out some desperate people in a foreign country from getting slaughtered and all he gets is flak from the Republicans and comedians.

Of course, like so many sticky political situations, it's all about The Ego. The mostly male media ratchets up The Ego Meter by declaring Prez Obama is a wimp if he doesn't succeed at deposing Gadafi now that he's declared, 'Gadafi must go!' So, suddenly out come The Big Guns: the CIA operatives magicly appear in Libya 'advising' the rebel forces. Read that as, 'These guys are so clueless the only way to keep them alive is knock some sense into them and show them how to win.'"

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Social Poets: 56 Political Fitness Comedy American Style Cartoons

The torii of Itsukushima Shrine, the site's mo...Image via Wikipedia
The Social Poets: 56 Political Fitness Comedy American Style Cartoons: "With all the emotional saturation of the tragic news coming out of Japan we all need a comedy break. I've been collecting this silly political humor for a couple of weeks and it looks like now is the time for its debut when we all could use a stress reliever."

Monday, March 21, 2011

The Social Poets: Newt Gingrich Cartoons: Newtie 4 President - NOT!

Newt GingrichImage via Wikipedia
The Social Poets: Newt Gingrich Cartoons: Newtie 4 President - NOT!: "Two words: Newt Gingrich. Two more words: Laughable Hypocrite. This guy has more ex-wives than should be possible. He lays a line of huge BS on them, they swallow it hook, line and sinker. Then, years later, they are shocked Newt admits he is shallow, two-timing and a total hypocrite."

Sunday, February 13, 2011

32 Egypt Revolution Ousts Mubarak Cartoons

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 11: Egyptians in a ne...New York City Egyptians on Freedom Day of 11 Feb 2011 Image by Getty Images via @daylife


From Denny: The Egyptian people are still walking ten feet off the ground today as they begin the process of getting back to work. There are those still protesting in the Tahrir Square, afraid the military may not make good on their promises to meet the Revolution demands.

Already the military is moving to establish order, calm the world about peace agreements and begin the process to create political parties and elections. They have dismissed Parliament and are reshuffling government management.  Read that as they are sifting out the nepotism posts.

America continues to enjoy a good relationship with the Egyptian military so chances are Obama - or at least the Pentagon - will be kept in the loop on information as it develops in Egypt. Hopefully, all the established democracies in the world are offering help, assistance, ideas on how to get Egypt on track quickly to their own version of a democracy.

Meanwhile, there is the thorny issue of whether to prosecute Mubarak and others in his administration for theft of national funds or crimes committed under the thoroughly hated and feared Emergency Law. After all, there are still present the 350,000 Secret Police that have savaged the 80 million people for 30 years.

Mubarak has been informed not to leave the country. His funds have been frozen by Swiss banks but Mubarak is cagey and squirreled away monies all over the world - some probably right here in America. Obama says he is doing a thorough investigation into whether Mubarak has funds here, probably since I brought it up in a post the other day.

Yeah, they read me at the White House, at the Pentagon and in the world intelligence community for the same reason my father's precious CIA guys used to listen to me: to see how much their BS is believed or not. Obviously, not for the right reason of doing the right and honorable thing toward the people of America or the world. Oh, well, guess when the time comes for them to meet St. Peter at The Pearly Gates they can't tell God that no one counseled them with The Truth.

It is amazing how leaders in the government, the military and the intelligence communities really make life hard on themselves and everyone around them. If they just swept aside their bloated egos, quit with the cover-ups to protect their pride, life could be so simple and a lot healthier and more prosperous for everyone.




MIke Thompson





In the days leading up to Mubarak leaving:


Nick Anderson




Steve Benson




Gary Markstein




Steve Sack




Paul Szep




Mike Luckovich




Mike Luckovich




Mike Luckovich




Nick Anderson




Henry Payne




Chan Lowe




Chan Lowe




Steve Breen




Steve Breen




Chris Britt




Steve Benson




Scott Stantis




Walt Handelsman




Robert Ariail




Robert Ariail




Robert Ariail




Chip Bok




Jeff Stahler




Marshall Ramsey




Scott Stantis




Steve Sack




Bill Day




And The Word to other corrupt governments in the Middle East AND around the world:


Drew Sheneman




John Sherffius




Scott Stantis




Rob Rogers




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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Posts Roundup at Dennys Blogs - 30 Jan 2011

Posts on astronomy, news, politics, poetry, lots of crazy humor, health and food.




From Denny: The past month I've been busy rounding up what the readers enjoyed throughout the year on all the blogs. It's amazing what people find intriguing - like the crazy humor post about the sloths over at Dennys Funny Quotes. The sloth post has gone past 30,000 views. People just love the cute little guys in the video. It's for a good cause too - a sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica.

Thanks, all of you, for visiting, commenting, subscribing in feeds and email updates! Your support is much appreciated!

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The Social Poets:

Funny Politics: Obama 2011 State Of The Union Cartoons - How the cartoonists viewed the 2011 SOTU and cracked Republican responses.

Taxpayers to Golman Sachs: Give Us Back Our $3 Billion You Stole - Wall Street corruption, detailed blow by blow, in commission report - and still no one goes to jail.

Guns, Economy, Political Discourse Cartoons - Check out what cartoonists had to say this week about our economy and guns in America.

Mother Holy Spirit poem - Libations Sunday 23 Jan 2011 -  What do you know about the - sometimes controversial - feminine principle of God?

China Visit Cartoons - Check out the funny opinions from the national cartoonists since China came to town.

Poll: Palin Wears Thin on America

Funny News: Check Out That Huge Honking Political Gavel - Check out the amusing history of our American House Speakers and the gavels they wield like weapons in the political chamber.

Political Discourse American Style: Cartoons - 17 Jan 2011 - Check out the gun cartoons and how cartoonists view political discourse in America.


37 Guns Issue and Tucson Shooting Cartoons - Check out how cartoonists drew their opinions about the Tucson tragedy that occurred only last weekend.

Popular Posts 2010 at Dennys Funny Quotes 

Shooting Victim Rep. Giffords Responds Well to Friends and Family - Good news: Update on Rep. Giffords recovery process.

News Analysis: Soul-Searching in America Over Giffords Shooting - How the politics of violence has become the national conversation. Political cartoons too.

Democrat, Rep. Giffords, Shot In Head At Rally By Crazed Gunman Attack: 6 Dead - Poisonous politics from the Republicans have come to this - shooting the good politicians and innocent bystanders.

Crazy American Political Humor - 8 Jan 2011 - House Republicans gleefully take over the American government yet bluff their way through the job and mess up. Democrats gloat and snicker.

Clueless New House GOP Act Like Bozos On First Day - First day on the job and the House GOP do not know how to do their job.

28 Awesome Desktop Calendar Wallpapers - Check out the most interesting offerings from some great designers this year.

Funny Video: Happy New Year, Cartoonist Review of 2010 - Get a New Year grin at the cartoonist review of our last political year.

New Year Celebrations: History And Trivia - Check out how celebrating the New Year was once considered controversial throughout history.

Crazy American Political Humor - 1 Jan 2011 - New Years, Christmas and politics all converge for your amusement by your favorite cartoonists.

Best New Years Cartoons 2010

New Years: Funny Quotes, Resolutions Tips, Poems

Wonderful Serious Quotes About Time

Poll: Most Admired People For 2010 - Check out the most admired people in America for 2010.

Arrested WikiLeaks Founder Signs $1.3 Million Book Deal To Tell All - Rape, treason and information-dealing pay off for WikiLeaks Assange.

Funny Life and Christmas Cartoons - 25 Dec 2010 - Check out the most recent funny Santa cartoons along with some cracked cartooning minds.

Funny Christmas Cartoons - Check out the irreverent cartoonist offerings for the holiday season.






Dennys Global Politics:

Egypt Uprising: Throes of Revolution, Why? - Learn more about Egypt, their righteous grievances, their push for democracy.

Transcript: Obama 2011 State Of The Union Address

Popular Posts 2010 at Dennys Global Politics - Check out some stellar political cartoons chronicling social issues and politics throughout the year, news analysis and opinion.




Dennys Funny Quotes:

Funny Video: Jon Stewart Mocks Cranky Senator McCain - Cranky politicians make themselves useful as objects suitable for satire.

Political Cartoons: Obama 2011 State Of The Union

39 Funny Satire Cartoons - 17 Jan 2011  - Cartoons that will keep you laughing for a life time as you see yourself - or your neighbor - from a laughable angle.

Popular Posts 2010 at Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd - Get your laughs here and watch your bad day melt away while you fall off your chair laughing.

Most Popular Posts 2010 at The Soul Calendar 

28 Awesome Desktop Calendar Wallpapers

Funny Videos: Dancing Penguins - Get a grin at a real dancing penguin that was on the news and another animated hip song version.

Funny Videos: Happy New Year From Cartoonists - Check out the cartoonists funny idea of wishing us a Happy New Year.

Funny Life and Christmas Cartoons - 25 Dec 2010 - Check out the most recent funny Santa cartoons along with some cracked cartooning minds.

Funny Video: WikiLeaks Reveals Santa Naughty List - View a cute problem-solving session on the school playground.

Funny Video: Jimmy Kimmel Pokes Fun At WikiLeaks Assange - Comedians rip silly WikiLeaks founder Assange. WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange Gets a New Prison Nickname



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Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:

Weird News: Octuplet Mom Films Odd Fetish Video - Just when you thought life and entertainment could not get any stranger, well, it does.

Leftover Funny Christmas Cartoons in January

Popular Posts 2010 at Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd




Poems From A Spiritual Heart:

Blue Heron Balancing the Wind - The agony and victory of creating our balance in Life.

Silent Voice Singing - Our writing voice is heard in the silence.

Water of Life - Have you ever wondered the messages Nature speaks to us every day, happening every minute all around us? Great Nature photos.

Video: Happy New Year 2011 Animated Dancing Penguins - Enjoy an amusing New Year wish from the animated corner of the world. New York Times Square 2011 New Year video too.

New Years Reflection: Wine Glass Abyss - In spite of all the negatives going on around us in our daily life these things shall soon pass. Keep your balance and strive to better the world.





Beautiful Illustrated Quotations:

Poem: Snowing The Perfect Balance -  How is our life affected by our perceptions and which perception helps us bring everything into balance?

Are You Willing To Step Over Your Self-Imposed Limits? - Do you feel you are on a plateau going nowhere? How to move past where you are in Life to receive your blessings.




Dennys Art Sanctuary:

Art Video: Happy New Year From Cartoonist - Enjoy an artist drawing a New Year doodle, a singing animation New Year wish and the 2011 New York Times Square New Year video.

5 Jerkin Dance Tutorial Videos






The Soul Calendar:

Funny Technology Cartoons For A Laugh - Get a grin at some crazy cartoons about living in a tech world and enjoy a fish head photo illusion.

Cosmic Bloodhound: Hubble Telescope Finds Distant Ancient Galaxy? - Check out what Hubble has found in the primordial beginnings of our universe.

What Is The 200 Year Mystery of Epsilon Aurigae? - Check out the latest findings to answer the 200 year old questions baffling astronomers.

Funny Technology Cartoons - 17 Jan 2011

Most Popular Posts 2010 at The Soul Calendar

Fun Videos: Cartoonists Wish Us Happy New Year - Have a bit of fun watching the famous New York Times Square Waterford crystal ball talk out loud, wishing you a Happy New Year in perfect New York accent.

Photos and Video: Rare 500 Year Lunar Eclipse - Check out amazing lunar eclipse photos and video from Winter Solstice total lunar eclipse 2010.





Visual Insights:

28 Awesome Desktop Calendar Wallpapers - Check out the most interesting offerings from some great designers this year.

Fun Videos: Cartoonists Wish Us Happy New Year - Have a bit of fun watching the famous New York Times Square Waterford crystal ball talk out loud, wishing you a Happy New Year in perfect New York accent.

Funny New Years Animations and Clip Art





The Healing Waters:

Sleep Apnea: Taser Zap Your Tongue For Better Sleep - Is a cure for sleep apnea on the horizon?

Addiction: Teens Getting High on Kitchen Holiday Spices - The latest trend in cheap highs for teens - your kitchen spice rack.




Dennys Art Sanctuary:

Antiwar Street Artist Censored By LA Musuem

5 Jerkin Dance Tutorial Videos



Dennys People Watching:

The Golden Globes 2011: Winners and Gowns

Funny Video: SNL Skit Lampoons Speakers Pelosi and Boehner - Get a grin at the comedy routine of competing House Speakers from both sides of the political aisle. The tough guy GOP Speaker is reduced to tears - by a savvy woman.






Food:

From Cafe del Rey: Mediterranean pizza - From a famous restaurant - Pizza dough, tomato sauce and basil pesto - 3 recipes.

Los Angeles Canters Bakery Recipe: Chocolate Cheesecake - Try this well-loved easy one layer sheet cheesecake.

The Farm of Beverly Hills: Chocolate Sandwich Cookies - Chocolate goodness impresses in this famous restaurant cookie from Beverly Hills.

L. A. Westside Tavern Restaurant: Warm Toffee Cake - Check out how a Los Angeles restaurant has updated the dessert comfort food for a heavenly taste experience.

Las Vegas American Fish Restaurant: Caesar Salad - Check out this awesome version of the famous salad by renowned famous Chef Michael Mina

Denver Rackhouse Pub: Beer Baked Mac N Cheese - Several creamy cheeses and wonderful beer combine for a slice of comfort food heaven.




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The Social Poets - news, politics, political cartoon humor
The Soul Calendar - science, astronomy, psychology
Visual Insights - photos, art, music
Dennys Art Sanctuary
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations - spiritual quotes, philosophy
Best Spiritual Posts - my own best as well as links to other spiritual posts from all viewpoints
Poems From A Spiritual Heart - poetry
The Healing Waters - health news
Dennys People Watching - people in the news
Dennys Food and Recipes
Romancing The Chocolate - chocolate recipes and more food
Unusual 2 Tasty - different twists on favorite foods and international
Comfort Food From Louisiana - Cajun, seafood and more comfort food goodies
Dennys Funny Quotes - humor
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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Cartoons: America Gets A Visit From Our Banker - China

Check out the funny opinions from the national cartoonists since China came to town.




From Denny: China - America's banker and proud owner of a sizable amount of our national debt- came for a visit this week. You know how it is when you just happen to own a trillion dollar investment? You just have to "check on your things."

China is known for being an extreme introvert when it comes to international responsibility. They still are not convinced to be an international joiner to the level of being accountable for heinous or illegal actions.

Every time China is challenged to grow its mindset it invokes "national sovereignty." This mental obstruction of theirs prevents them from stepping over the line to adopt healthy agreements like trade rules that every country adopts as a standard.

Of course, the Republicans enable China to continue in this obsessive attitude by agreeing with their argument that their country - and ours - should be free to do as we please in the world without consequences or being taken to task. Even if we don't make these rules legally binding it's high time the world community get together and agree on a culture of behavior and attitude so we all can trust each other.

Currently, China stinks at human rights abuses, continuing to be arrogant toward its own citizens that challenge China's government to do better. China is still caught up in the Emperor mentality, not allowing political discourse and arguments to help thrash out some practical solutions to national problems. The Communist Chinese like their government neat and orderly, squashing dissent.

Where China has improved is in the area of nuclear nonproliferation. They recently stepped up and played a constructive role in dealing with their backyard neighbor North Korea. They have also talked with the crazies in Iran about the wisdom of their nuclear program. How far they have gotten with both countries remains to be seen but at least China is willing to take on the odious job. For that they can be commended.

One thing is for sure since this state visit, there is a new saying in town:  "Hu's your Sugar Daddy, America?!"



State visit from China, America's banker:


Nick Anderson 




Rob Rogers




Bruce Beattie




Drew Sheneman




Jeff Stahler




Chip Bok




Steve Sack




Chip Bok




Robert Ariail




Lisa Benson




Jerry Holbert




Gary Varvel



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The Social Poets - news, politics, political cartoon humor
The Soul Calendar - science, astronomy, psychology
Visual Insights - photos, art, music
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations - spiritual quotes, philosophy
Best Spiritual Posts - my own best as well as links to other spiritual posts from all viewpoints
Poems From A Spiritual Heart - poetry
The Healing Waters - health news
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